sonypraystation:

gotitforcheap:

theothersideofthefarside:

electric-purpleboo:

deadpool-for-equality:

wild-blake-hickok:

freexcitizen:

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”

“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”

“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”

“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”

“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that” 

“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”

“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*

viinnttaaggee:

dont let anyone manipulate you with their words into believing that they care about you. if you dont feel that shit, then it isnt there

pettysexual:

lovelyirony:

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

syntacked:

I want you to want me.